Dear Pampers:
I took physics in high school, I’ve read up on it since, and I believe I have a better-than-average understanding of the subject. I understand displacement and I get basic mechanics. What I can’t possibly explain is how your diaper managed to hold in what my three-month-old daughter just produced this afternoon.
Let me explain. This past week we started giving my daughter an occasional bottle of formula in an effort to try and get her used to using the bottle. She hasn’t gone poo in about five days, and yesterday she seemed to be getting uncomfortable. We knew something was coming… something big, and something bad.
Ironically, it happened today. Father’s Day. We heard it first, then smelled it. We carried our daughter to the changing table as if she were both radioactive and on fire. Describing what she placed in your diaper wouldn’t be appropriate in mixed company, but let’s just say there was a lot of it. A whole lot. What I saw rocked my understanding of the field of physics. First, I can’t possibly explain how something that weighs about 13 pounds can produce that much stuff without imploding; and second, I can’t possibly explain how your Pampers Swaddlers held all of that in!
Your product has broken the laws of physics; however, you have saved an outfit my daughter was wearing as well as possibly our carpet and other pieces of furniture that may have been otherwise bombed.
My hat is off to you and your company for your seemingly supernatural diaper product.
Regards,
-Jeff Belanger
LOL! As the unfortunate recipient of many such ‘bombs’ that can clear a room in a milisecond, I can totally relate.
I hope Pampers sent you thank you bonus coupons for the next 2 years.